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Jokes!
There were two
mischievous brothers, to the extent that whatever happened in town
everyone was sure the brothers were involved to some capacity.
Their parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their
sons' behavior. They heard of a rabbi in town that had succeeded in
disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed
to give it his best shot. He called in the younger one first, and asked
him, "where is HaShem?" The boy made no response, so the rabbi
repeated the question in an even sterner voice. "Where is HaShem?"
again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the rabbi tried again.
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and
locked himself in the closet! His older brother followed him and
asked "what happened?!" The younger brother replied " We are in
BIG trouble this time. HaShem is missing, and they think
WE did it."
A school teacher sent this letter
home to the parents on the first
day of school: Dear Mother, If you
promise not to believe everything
your child says happened in
school, I'll promise not to
believe everything your son says
happened at home.
My 3 year old son put his shoes
on by himself. I noticed that they
were on backwards. I said "son,
your shoes are on the wrong
feet". He looked up at me with a
raised brow & said, "don't kid me
mom, I know they're my feet!