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Jokes!
A very dirty little
fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother
"who am I?" Playing along she responded "I don't know, who
are you?" "Wow!" cried the child. " I guess Morah Dina was
right when
she said my mother won't recognise me"! When the
mother returned from the grocery store, her young boy
pulled out the box of animal cookies he had begged
her for. Then he spread the animal shaped cookies all
over the kitchen floor. "What are you doing?!" his mom
asked. "The box says you can't eat it if the seal is
broken. I'm looking for the seal!"
A rabbi says to a man, "You want to
improve your shalom bais? You need
to get some exercise. Run ten miles
a day." Two weeks later, the man
called the rabbi. The rabbi says,
"Nu, how is your shalom bais? The
man answers: "I don't know, I'm
140 miles away!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist.
The doctor says, "You're
crazy" The man says, "I want
a second opinion!" "Okay,
you're ugly too!"
"Doctor, I have a
ringing in my ears."
"Don't answer!"
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen
saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your
check came back." Mrs.
Cohen answered, "So did my
arthritis!" (H. Youngman)